February 2012
155 posts
Mom: You're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
kanye west: *sneezes*
kanye west: bless me
Talking about grades.
Non Asian friend: I got 5 A's and 1 B. My mom got me an iPhone 4s and 500 dollars + a paid trip to Washington.
Asian friends: I got all A's and my parents didn't do anything. They didn't even congratulate me. lol....